#5: Weddings with Smalls

I bloody love a good wedding. Sadly, my advancing years mean that most of my friends are now married off, and the inevitable round of second marriages haven’t encroached into my regular Spring / Summer schedule yet. Marriage is for mugs, of course, and I urge people not to go through with it in a tongue-in-cheek-but-actually-serious fashion. A good friend once said to me that the only difference marriage brings to a relationship is that it makes it quite pricey to walk away from. But, y’know, weddings are pretty cool.